搞笑英语节

有一天，上英语节的时候，发生了……
很多件非常搞笑的事情，笑到傻的。
列出三件事情让你们笑一笑啦。
[请别说不好笑，因为我觉得很好笑！哈哈！]

第一件
英语老师 VS 4B学生
老师发音不准确所导致的。
Today,we do brochures..
What are brochures?
Brochures are.......brochures lar..
Ok!What kind of brochures?
Of places lar..
Example please..
Like Genting Highland in Pahang..
Kencing Highland?

第二件
英语老师 VS 4B学生
鸡蛋里挑骨头所引发的。
Class!Now we do some activities in group..
Teacher,how many people in a group?
Divide yourselves into five groups..
Har?Seriously?
Of course!Faster,don't waste time..
Then you want use knife or what to divide us into 5 groups?

第三件
英语老师 VS Huma
很废的一个故事所造成的。
Do your works now and stop complaining..
Teacher,lets me tell a story first,can?
Erm..Ok!come out to tell it to the whole class..
[going out and start~]
Once upon a time,there was a man sitting down a tree.
A boy came and asked the man for a story.
The man said......
Once upon a time,there was a man sitting down a tree.
A boy came and asked the man for a story.
The man said......
Once upon a time,there was a man sitting down a tree.
A boy came and asked the man for a story.
The man said......
没完没了的故事，令人笑破肚皮。
尤其是英语老师，她笑到傻了。 XD